I think that virtually ALL young couples who are planning on getting married and possibly spending the rest of their lives together should have to spend at least one year "living together" first! This should give both individuals ample time to really get to know each other, plus catch any "character" flaws in your partner that may well have gone unnoticed before. I figure it needs to be a full calendar year too, just in case your prospective spouse appears "normal" for most of the year, but then, say, during the "Christmas" season, smears his or her private parts with cranberry sauce and chases small woodland creatures around at the city park. You'd want to know something like that beforehand, wouldn't you? I know I would, and I think we need a "government program" to help us sort all of this out!
It's not that the younger generation isn't at least ATTEMPTING to get to know each other a little better! A couple of years back, I was watching a piece on "speed-dating", wherein there was a room full of little tables, and a fairly equal amount of young guys and gals who would, by use of a "timer", ask each other questions for a period of about three minutes or so, then go to the next table, etc... The jist of this was to enable the person to figure out which one of the potential "dates" you had the most things in common with before you went on an actual "date". I suppose, for THIS generation, it's probably okay, but it would never have worked back in the seventies. At least not for me, because due to the strict "moral and ethical" code that I had as a teenager, if I'd been with just about ANY young lady for more than three minutes and hadn't gained at least SOME type of "carnal" knowledge about her, that date was over. In fact, MOST of my dates were completely over in about an hour or so anyway! It's not that I'm ENDORSING that type of behavior, but I DO think it's extremely important that the younger generation do at least a minimal amount of "research" on their prospective spouse before the actual "wedding day", just to reduce the risk of any "unexpected" surprises, such as "multiple" or "missing" sexual organs! If you can't actually do the "research" on your own, I would suggest that you contact your congress-person immediately, and possibly set up a "government" program.
That being said, how many of YOU are in support of the worthless idiots who are protesting on Wall Street? Sure, the media and the White House democrat's are trying to convince YOU that these are just ordinary American workers who are "fed-up" with the unfairness of "Capitalism", and want their "fair" share, but what exactly IS "their fair share"? How much money do you think people like the recently deceased "Apple" CEO, Steve Jobs, owe YOU, for all of their hard work? How much of your money do the major corporations in the United States "steal" from you? I'm going to guess not much, especially in comparison to the taxes you pay to the government in order to maintain your "lavish" lifestyle, plus the money you give to social security so that it will BE there when you need it, in a few short years! Do you know that nearly ALL of the "protestors" on "Wall st." are being paid for protesting? It's true! They're stinking, rotten, welfare pukes who poison the whole American way of life because they believe they're "owed" something that they haven't "earned"! And YOU think I talk "dirty"! It's YOUR "democratic" controlled government that is achieving "carnal" knowledge of YOU, so it's up to YOU to fix it! If you have trouble figuring out just how to do this, you should probably go ahead and read the last paragraph of this particular story, which is NOT about sex!
My good wife Kristy and I lived together for several years (platonic, of course), before deciding to take that "extra step" and get married, and it's apparently working out okay. This is NOT the "government's fault", on account of I KNEW what I was doing, and sometimes, we ALL have to take responsibility for our own actions! So far, the only character flaw I've ever found with Kristy is that she, on occasion, wants to have "meaningful" conversations with me, even though it's clearly "football" season. It's NOT her fault though! I think that basically ALL women who are not interested in "sports" tend to have an abnormal surplus of the sensitive and "clingy" genes, but because I'm her husband and I love her, I'll try to talk her through her anxieties, and help her to become "normal", at least by MY definition. With any luck, I SHOULD be able to do this during "commercial" breaks, and maybe at "halftime". But not right now. I have a game to watch, and Kristy went to the store to purchase several notebooks and ink pens anyway, so she could write down MY "character" flaws! You can bet that I'll READ them too! At least during commercial breaks.
God Bless, and have a great week, Friends!
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