I can't seem to be able to come up with anything much to write about this morning, outside of the obvious fact that this is Easter, and good Christians throughout the world are celebrating Jesus today! I try never to write much about "religion", on account of I may get something wrong and end up with a rattlesnake in my mailbox, so I've decided to just write about some of the 'highlights' of the last two years of the "O'Bama" administrations accomplishments, and even though I refuse to look up any actual "dates" on this Easter Sunday's blog, the "accomplishments" will be real, and if you're one of those "liberal democrats" out there who believe that O'Bama is here to "resurrect" the United States, you should probably stop reading this blog right now and find something more "constructive" to do, such as cleaning up after your pet poodle "Fifi", (who probably even wears one of those little "doggie sweaters"), or joining a "picket line" some place wherein the evil Republicans are attempting to get people like you to actually go to work for a living. In any case, I'll start with: (November, 2008) ; After showing disgust towards President Bush's policies as well as a serious lack of Republican presidential nominees, An evident 'majority' of homeless and jobless illegal immigrants cast their votes for "Barrack Hussein O'Bama", who at the time was running on a platform of government sponsored health care, which would give a huge amount of prestige to the many voters who felt as if they had paid their debt to society already, and now, at the age of twenty, would just like to retire from the stringent hassles of the working world, and live off of half-eaten "Big Macs" retrieved out of the dumpster behind McDonalds.
(January, 2009) ; The world waited with high levels of anticipation to hear the Presidents inauguration speech, but to the great surprise of almost everyone whose main mode of transportation wasn't a tricycle, it turned out that our President, if you squinted your eyes just right, was "Black". At least in color.
(May, 2009) ; The President, displaying the same type of confidence and intelligence as "Scooby Doo " and his friend "Shaggy" often do when the "Mystery Machine" would break down on the front lawn of a haunted castle, introduces his "O'Bama-care" plan, which was intended to be managed by Doctor Jack Kevorkian. This plan was not acceptable to practically any of the 'Republicans', who, as it turns out, were all "racist, money-grabbers" anyway!
(November, 2009) ; Then- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, in a showing of her deep concern for the American " down-trodden" citizen, stated that the only way we the people would find out what exactly was in the "O'Bama care" health bill was to "Pass it first"! This brought echoes of huge applause from an audience mainly consisting of Democrats who were wise enough to 'shoot-up' with large doses of 'heroin' before attending the summit.
(March, 2010) ; In a National debate over silly 'Republicans and tax-payers' who began attending "TEA" parties across the Nation, Democrats everywhere decried that citizens who did NOT agree with the Presidents policies were definitely "racists" and had no earthly clue what was good for them! Many of us were considered to be far too stupid to do anything other than "slopping the hogs".
(July, 2010) ; To the absolute surprise of many of us, it turns out that the First Lady, Michelle, even though she looks a tad overweight, is actually a 'health food guru', and knows far more about what you should feed your children than you do! Luckily, she shared many of her "parenting" tips and child feeding rules via her consultants, "Bert", "Ernie", and "Big Bird". Also, she planted an actual garden at the White House, where the actual Mexican gardeners grow herbs and vegetables, which go great with her personal plate full of barbecue ribs. I think it's great that we finally have a 'First Lady' who actually cares enough to set a 'double-standard'!
Okay, this is getting too long and nobody will read it anyway, but the point is that I could write about the O'Bama administration forever! It's easy, just like the Clintons! The "Civility" movement, wherein the Democrats say that we should all be more 'civil' to each other only means that they're losing, and that YOU, as a Republican, should just shut-up and let them have their way! I might add that it's still okay if you're a Democrat to poke all the fun you want to at us Republicans. Part of me really wants to get started on the BP oil rig explosion, but I won't. Not today. It's Easter. The Good Lord above has given each of us the opportunity to live TWICE, provided we do things right the first time! Let's not let the "socialists" govern the first one! Also, if my blog offends you, you should probably quit reading it, and chances are that if it does, I don't want you reading it anyway. Have a Happy Easter Friends, and know that God and me both love you, even though God has a better retirement plan in store for you if you live according to His will! May The Good Lord Bless and Keep YOU!
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