It just ain't funny anymore!

Unfortunately, there is not one single "iota" of humor bouncing around in the empty confines of my head this morning, and once again, it's due to "politics". I really don't believe that what America needs now is for the Republicans and Democrats to get along with each other and try to find some middle ground. I don't believe that the Republicans should have to "compromise" with the Democrats in any way at all, especially the LIBERAL Democrats, which have over time proven that they have about the same IQ scores that could be expected from any randomly selected bag of potato chips. Don't take me the wrong way! I LIKE potato chips! They have a useful purpose in life, unlike liberal Democrats. I think that instead of trying to compromise (or even understand) the liberals, we should just round them up and ship them all (parcel post) to some far away foreign country, such as Algeria, Nigeria, or California. Basically anywhere that ends with "ia", excluding Pennsylvania and both Virginia's. "That sounds a little harsh" some of you are thinking, but I assure you that it's a much more "humane" punishment than my original plan, which was to repeatedly kick Nancy Pelosi in the testicles. Recently, the libs have come to the absolutely brilliant conclusion that the economy will grow and jobs will be created as long as the unemployment benefits for people who have been abusing the system since O'Bama was elected are allowed to be extended. Incredible! Who but a Liberal Democrat could have ever thought that jobs could be created by paying people NOT to work? Pelosi, who obviously gets her orders via satellite transmissions from her home planet of Zork, also says that people who receive unemployment benefits really help the Nation's overall economy by putting the money "back into the system" every time they shop. "It would ruin Christmas for about two million Americans" is what the libs are touting, along with the help of the state-owned media, about the threat of the Republicans threatening to let unemployment benefits expire in two weeks. Seriously? Christmas? You "panty-waste" liberals haven't called it "Christmas" for years now, and have all but made it illegal for any of us to do so! Now that it's part of your agenda to destroy the world's greatest nation through bankruptcy, it's ok to call it what it is, giving that extra little tug at the heartstrings of the good people who are struggling to keep the rest of us working. I guarantee you that if the Republicans "cave" and extend benefits before Christmas, it will quickly go back to being called the "holidays" again, so as not to offend anybody that shouldn't be here anyway! Where does it end? O'Bamacare, offshore drilling halted (but only for us, the U.S.) , over-taxing businesses and corporations to the point that they HAVE to move their companies overseas in order to make a profit, and paying able-bodied men to NOT work! When you put all of this together it sounds like a recipe to destroy a country, rather than to help the needy (which often have about the same amount of ambition as a frozen bagel)! I hope that things change for the better after the first of the year, when many of the people we voted in assume control! If not, I'll still be here bitching. I'm tired of the constant fighting it seems we have to do anymore to keep our government aware of who they work for! I think that my life would be alot easier if I just refused to concern myself with political activity altogether, but then I remind myself that I'm not really living my life for myself anymore, but more for a group of "hoodlums" with a combined weight of less than a "miniature" pony, all of which call me "Grandpa"! Have a Great day, Friends!