"The Rapture, the Jew, and a black man"!

So I'm sitting here this Sunday morning, which is the day after the previously scheduled "Rapture", with no doubt the same burning questions running through my mind as everybody else who was apparently "left behind", the main question being of course: "I wonder if the company that makes Barrack O'Bama "action figures" will make one of him sitting down with his hand over his chin while Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is handing his ass back to him after their "Peace talks" earlier this week"? Of course I also wonder what Harold Camping will say to his followers in church this morning, what with having a dismal 0-2 record on Rapture predictions, and why it always seems that these things almost ALWAYS originate from California, but maybe that's just me. To be fair, I should mention here that EVERY state has it's share of "loons", and at least Harold's flock of worshippers do NOT organize "protests" at fallen military hero's funerals, at least to my knowledge. But let's get back to the "heart" of today's story, which is, of course, O'Bama! I found it to be very strange when Netanyahu showed no signs that led me to believe He even WANTED our President's opinion on what Israel should do with her own borders! What an outrage! Oh sure, Netanyahu was mildly concerned about being able to actually "defend" Israel, but for gosh sakes, He was sitting right there beside a Nobel Peace Prize winning President, so surely He could have given him the respect he deserved! I mean heck, O'Bama is a peace promoting President if I have ever seen one! Just look at all the peace he is promoting in the many countries that are near Israel! One would think that the state of Israel would want the same "warm and fuzzy" feelings of security that it's neighbors are already experiencing! Maybe, after being "snubbed" by "Ben", O'Bama will call for new leadership in Israel, and ask Ben to step down, for the good of his people? Maybe O'Bama knows that the long-standing policy of the United States of America wherein we DO NOT negotiate with terrorists is simply an "out-dated" policy! You know, like that "Constitution" thingy that's constantly being thrown in his face by the Republicans! Maybe he's thinking that the best way to become friends and earn respect from terroristic nations is to simply give them whatever they ask for, such as nuclear weapons, tanks, airplanes, and land, but I don't know. I didn't go to Harvard! I DO know that if it were up to ME, I would let most all of Israels neighbors have all the nuclear missiles they wanted, and I would launch them from huge ships that have "United States Navy" embossed on the hulls, but again, that's just me. In short, I think that O'Bama's not being taken seriously enough by a vast amount of other nations around the globe. Maybe few of them realize that he had been a "community-organizer" before moving up the ladder to the next rung, which is the Presidency. I'll bet you that if we would only airlift O'Bama into the heart of the troublesome areas in the mid-east, he would have them organized and whipped into shape in practically NO time, and then Netanyahu would have "egg" on his face, same as Harold Camping! O'Bama could take his entire staff and family with him and promote peace all day long, while his wife and staff members informed the nomads of the various health benefits achieved by going on a strict diet of rice and dung beetles. I think we should try it! Just knowing that a plane load of looney liberals was going to defect to the mid-east would immediately spark many feelings of happiness and relief! At least here in the United States. Have a great week Friends, and I promise to quit picking on O'Bama as soon as he reaches maturity, but it may be a while yet. "See" You next Sunday!