In an attempt to keep the few of my readers "up to date" on the happenings not only in our country, but in some cases the rest of the world, I've taken the time to list some of the "lesser-known" (and mainly just political) news items that don't always get fair coverage from the media. Bear in mind that in order to be "fair" to anybody I may write about, it's important to realize that I have done no actual "research" on these news items, and there's a fair chance that I'll just make some of it up as I go. In any case, let's get started!
May 1: After nearly a decade of searching for the elusive terrorist Osama Bin Laden, members of our armed forces shot and killed the evil terrorist at his hideout in Pakistan. U.S. President Barrack Hussein Obama was quick to take the credit for giving the "go ahead" order to the Navy Seal Team Six, but later admitted that he thought he was only ordering more "nails" for the barn he was building in "Farmville".
May 2: Billionaire business mogul Donald Trump announces that he will NOT be running for President in the 2012 election after all, stating that between his television career, business career, and combing his hair, there would be scant time left over to run an entire country.
May 3: Republican Mitt (yes "Mitt") Romney threw his "hat" into the ring of Presidential candidates, despite the fact that tens of thousands of on-lookers repeatedly caught it and threw it back out.
May 13: In an 'impromptu' meeting at the White house, Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu attempted to "school" Barrack Obama on matters of security which are faced by Israel on a daily basis, and why they simply couldn't allow their terrorist neighbors to "move in" with them. With this not being what President Obama wanted to hear, He quickly placed his hand over his chin and resumed watching the Chicago "Bulls" basketball game.
May 21: Pastor Harold Camping, a retired civil engineer predicted that the "Rapture" would take place by six o'clock this evening, no matter which time zone you happened to live in, it would still be six o'clock. Later, on this same evening, when people started to notice that many of them were actually still alive, Harold, taken aback by his poor mathematical skills, was unavailable for comment, other than the standard "Wait till next year, you young whippersnappers"! It's widely believed that if Harold lives long enough, he'll get it right someday.
May 22: A huge tornado rips it's way through Joplin Missouri, killing at least 139 people and destroying a large percentage of the city itself. May the Good Lord be with you, Joplin!
May 25: President Obama, in the midst of a European "tour", takes the time to trace his entire family history, coming up with the story that his "great-great-great-grandfather" was a "shoe-maker" in Ireland, and NOT a "community-organizer". The rest of the world stands in awe of the fact that he discovered all of this after two days of drinking "Guiness" beer, but still took more than two years to produce an actual birth-certificate of himself, which is still questionable.
May 29: That's right! Today! The television news show "Good Morning America", though I didn't get in on ALL of it, describes a group of parents that refuse to reveal the actual "sexual gender" of their newborn babies, and refuse to even tell the young child whether it is a "he" or a "she"! "This is something that the child will have to figure out on it's own", says one of these concerned parents, "we don't want to confuse the child, but rather let him or her choose what they really WANT to be"! I think this alone is a "grand" idea, and I'm glad we have "enlightened" parents such as these running around out there, sometimes even in the daytime! It actually serves a "two-fold" purpose when you really think about it, as it not only "confuses" the small children, but pretty much takes away from them any chance of a "normal" life that they may have had otherwise! I promise you that I didn't make this up! How far to we have to descend before we take a stand? Will we wait until it's too late, or is it too late already? Our children aren't even "taught" in schools anymore, they're "indoctrinated" into believing the very things that YOU don't even believe in! I better go now due to "pissy" issues, but remember friends, see the world as it really is rather than what others want you to see! If it swims, walks, and "quacks" like a duck, there's a good chance that it isn't a dog! Have a great weekend friends, and remember those who have helped you! Have a great Memorial Day!
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