"Yippie" "Skippee" "Hippie"! Now let's go vote!

I've been doing a lot of thinking about our great country lately, as well as the many generations of people who have helped to make it what it is today, which is broke. In short, I'm trying to decide, (via a "scientific" experiment involving large quantities of "red" beer), just whose generation to blame this on, and so far I don't like the conclusion. So far, I've pretty much ruled out the folks living in the "roaring" 20's, because they basically "stuck to their own business" and created such a huge mass of wealth for themselves that when they tried to put it all into the stock markets on "Wall street" in the late 20's, all the buildings collapsed, creating a huge dust cloud that covered much of the country for the better part of the next decade. That alone means that we can't blame our current situation on the "thirties" folks either, on account of they worked very hard just to survive the "everyday" conditions. Plus, they had to wear clothing made from "flour" sacks, and seldom had time to "surf" the web. In at least the first part of the 40's, folks were busy saving the world from the evil tyrant Adolf Hitler, so they too had little time to damage America's economy. And I know for a fact that the "50's" were basically a "carefree" period, in which everybody named "Howard" worked in a hardware store, and every woman stayed home to clean house, cook, and try to keep "Ritchie" from having anything to do with the kid's who may turn out to be a bad influence in their lives later on, such as "Pottsie", or "Fonzie". Let's see now, where are we? Oh yeah! The "sixties"! In my mind, this could be the period in which our great country first started giving birth to "Liberals". America was involved in a "police-action" war in Vietnam at the time, and Lyndon B. Johnson was the President. Of course he was a "Democrat", and under his "leadership", a whole new "breed" of Americans were born, known as the "hippie" generation, or you could just call them "liberal democrats" for short. The "hippie" generation, (which lasted well into the 70's), was where many Americans learned that all of them silly "morals" and "ethics" of the generations who came before them should just be ignored, because after all, the world did exist ONLY to serve them. Hippies taught us a lot about such matters as "war", (wherein you only had to go to it if you really WANTED to!), "work", (where their official motto was "Why should I have to"?), and of course, "music", wherein if you found a hippie commune with a really good supply of "drugs" and "alcohol", you'd also find a commune full of our future leaders burning our nations flag and attempting to sing "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles. I've actually seen footage of this that involved former President Bill Clinton, but he was elected anyway. Speaking of Bill, "Sex" was another area in which the "hippies" taught us bales of information, such as how it's much more sanitary to just go ahead and have it with a perfect stranger upon a chance encounter, cause Lord only knows where their HANDS have been! Hippies also made it extremely popular to "smoke" after having sex, though I don't do it myself. At least I've never actually SEEN any. I realize that, as voters, we're running out of choices of people to vote for that don't actually come from the 60's and 70's era, but I think we should just overlook these candidates, and maybe skip right up to the "Yuppie" generation of the 80's! They're probably not much better, but at least they don't go around painting "smiley faces" and "butterflies" on all of their "out-buildings"! I'm sure they probably "cry" a lot though, but mostly because the "hippies" said that it was okay for men to be "in touch" with their emotions. I think my "scientific" study is over now. You can think what you want, but I know which "generation" I'M going to blame for America's problems! MINE! But it's NOT MY FAULT! Remember? The WHOLE WORLD OWES me! Think about it Friends! We own it, and don't give me none of that "inherited" crap that Obama keeps pushing around! We all need to do our part lest the whole thing be gone! Have a great week Friends, and like I've said before : "If God loves you, there's no reason why I shouldn't"! See you all next Sunday, and May God Bless!